Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Four Religious Truths

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


P.S. So far as #4 goes, feel free to insert Methodist, Lutheran, Catholic, or any other denomination for political correctness depending on the audience.

2 comments:

Honest Opinion said...

Lol Soap that is a good one!!! lol.....

well that is true lol

straight shooter said...

Glad you had the disclaimer in that REALLY small print. I thought you left me out.