Thursday, September 29, 2011

Antique Truck & Tractor Show.

On Saturday October 8th there will be an antique truck & tractor show held at the Red Men Lodge in Fruitland MD.  The show will start at 8 A.M. and closes at 5 P.M.  There is no charge for admission!

  The trucks featured will range from early model pick-ups and delivery vehicles to Tractor trailers.         There will be 50-50 drawings and chinese auction prizes galore.   Food and beverages on sale and other goodies for the kids. All in all it will be great family fun day.

 The Show is hosted by the Eastern Shore Chapter of the Antique Truck Club of America.

Hope to see you there!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Understanding Women---Finally, It Has Arrived!

With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Monsters Under My Bed

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:   I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears...How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.  I'll sleep on it, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked.Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup! Is that so! With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!