Say What?

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to
me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on
a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...