Children are Quick!

To all who have loved children and especially those in the school systems.

Enjoy Children Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .


MARIA: Here it is.


TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?


CLASS: Maria.


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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong


GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)


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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!


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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?


GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '


MILLIE: I is..


TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'


MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.


Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....


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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?


CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)


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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


HAROLD: A teacher


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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!


LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!