Monsters Under My Bed

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:   I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears...How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.  I'll sleep on it, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked.Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup! Is that so! With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!

FORGET THE SHRINKS..  HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!