tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404083075239659226.post2595779835546485841..comments2023-05-18T10:19:08.039-04:00Comments on Salisbury Soapbox: Roping DeerSoapboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13719733012433055243noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404083075239659226.post-6630168138170140262010-02-28T14:50:25.683-05:002010-02-28T14:50:25.683-05:00First: I was born and raised on the shore and I wa...First: I was born and raised on the shore and I was hunting deer (and other upland game) while you were crapping you diapers. I have also hunted larger deer species as well and I am full aware of the dangers of a cornered or injured animal.<br />I am also far more educated than your Brooklyn 6th grade diploma makes you. Also read the main page of this blog--foul language is prohibited and using $ for S's in a curse word is not acceptable<br /><br />Second: I never professed this story to be true, just humorous. Truthfully, I seriously doubt the 100% validity of this story as I said in the beginning. I am sure some literary license has been taken, but I found it amusing so I posted it.<br /><br />Third: If you fail to see the humor don't come back here. and please don't demand proof by photos. I could easily ask the same of you on your tales of woe.<br /><br />Fourth: I have been warned? Of What? Man up with a real name or shove your warnings where they do the most good.<br /><br />lastly, any return here with condescending comments will not get published. Have a nice day Albero.Soapboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13719733012433055243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404083075239659226.post-2666882301913472632010-02-27T22:37:17.403-05:002010-02-27T22:37:17.403-05:00First: If you were truly an educated, eastern sho...First: If you were truly an educated, eastern shore, farmer. You would have known before hand that a deer is a "wild animal" and thus will kick your a$$.<br /><br />I've known people who have attempted to jump from a tree and stab a deer to death. Got a$$ kicked.<br /><br />I've known people who have been attacked by deer and got a$$ kicked.<br /><br />A man was killed by a deer that he hit with a car and thought was dead on on the Route 113 Snow Hill bypass. Damn right those hooves are sharp.<br /><br />A couple of men hit a deer with a van one night, put it in back of the van and behold the thing came back to life on the way home. Kicked the van's a$$!!<br /><br />However, I do know of one small 14 y.o boy and his dog that ran a deer down, tied it to a tree by its antlers and stabbed it to death with a pocket knife. That is a true story.<br /><br />I call BS on your story...Pics or it didn't happen.<br /><br />Don't screw with deer. You have now been warnedBorn and raised and still on the Eastern Shorenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7404083075239659226.post-91928267534863227682010-01-21T09:08:56.459-05:002010-01-21T09:08:56.459-05:00Thank you, I needed that today. This is the funnie...Thank you, I needed that today. This is the funniest thing I have read in a looong time!!Still Laughingnoreply@blogger.com